Saturday, January 3, 2009

Funny Thought: Standing Up for America

It turns out that the CIA has been making friends in Afghanistan by giving Viagra to Afghan chieftians.

Q: How do you tell which Afghan chieftains are American allies?

A: They are the ones standing up for America.

(Alternative joke:  "We gave them the choice of the blue or red pills, and they always chose the blue pill, Sir")

1 comment:

  1. When I first typed this post, I mistyped "blue pill" with "bill pill". My daughter thought I was making fun of Bill Clinton.