Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Funny Thought: Living Will

I'm surprised that the "Living Will" I signed did not offer me the option I really wanted.

What I really wanted is that, in the event that I'm incapacitated, either due to disease or accident, I want my body parts replaced with bionic implants that give me super speed, super strength and super vision, and then I want to be revived. That way, I'll wake up a superhero.

I don't even care if it costs me six million dollars.


  1. I am going to leave my empty shell to medical studies. I've heard they are very short of bodies and young students can carve me up as long as they learn how to do things correctly.

  2. If I decide to donate my body to medical studies, I'll be sure to have them leave my head. That way, I'll come out a head.

    Then again, if I do that, I'll be lonely, because then I aint got no body.