I've been invited to become a senior adviser to a tech company. They also invited me to choose a title for myself. I like funny titles (unfortunately, "Jolly Good Fellow" is already taken by one very good-looking guy in Google). I also like the idea of being regarded as wise and compassionate, but not actually do very much beyond saying wise and funny things and meeting famous people. Yes, sort of like being the Dalai Lama, except much lazier.
Given that context, I asked my daughter what a good title would be, and she said, "Daddy Lama".
I may actually use that title, His Happiness the Daddy Lama.